The Despicable Crime of "Grooming" Girls to be Moms

A shocking accusation has been leveled at two influential parental rights groups made up of mostly backward, homely, misguided moms. The two well-known hate groups under fire—Moms for Liberty and Utah Parents United—were called out by a brave social media warrior for “grooming girls into being stay at home moms.” This serious accusation came on the heels of Utah Parents United opening up for donations on Giving Tuesday.

And this ferocious keyboard activist is totally right. These two groups of unpleasant, uneducated mothers seem to think that moms should play the primary role in raising their own children and even talking to their impressionable offspring about social, moral, educational, and ethical issues.

It’s weird though, because some of the moms in these two regressive organizations actually work outside the home and don’t appear to be tethered to their bed posts by chains or anything. It seems like they have lifted their heads out of the mud enough to retrieve the lint from their own bellybuttons, which is really concerning considering that these groups influence tens of thousands of women across the nation.

I know all this because I’ve actually spoken to members of both Moms for Liberty and Utah Parents United. It was super triggering. I was for sure clutching my emotional support stuffed animal the whole time.

For instance, when I spoke at a Utah Parents United event last year there was this whole audience of semi-rabid parents on the edge of their seats wanting to know how to teach their own kids instead of letting transmen and transwomen with endless body piercings and atrocious haircuts wearing rainbow circus pants do it.

What’s more, I attended a conference just weeks ago in Atlanta where innocent-looking but slightly deranged Utah Parents United board member Brooke Stephens spilled the beans about a bunch of dangerous programs she’s developed. One is a curated library of resources called the Empowered Parents Portal to help moms and dads teach so-called “family values,” history, life skills, and other totally sketchy stuff to their children.

Another program Stephens contributed to is called “Homefront Kids” (run by pseudo sister organization United Families International). It includes conversation starters to get parents to indoctrinate their children around the dinner table, which reveals that these organizations actually want families to eat together around a table—a clear reinforcement of negative stereotypes. Obviously, kids should be down at the local library during the dinner hour for refreshments and free porn.

Which brings us to another thing Stephens did: She launched ratedbooks.org so parents can know if there are X-rated sex acts in the books their kids are checking out. So totally unnecessary.

Stephens has disclosed that the whole plan is for her and her colleagues to get rich by providing the curated library and a suite of related seminars for the grotesque sum of $5 each and dishing out Homefront Kids and the rated books resource for free, all under the cutesy motto of “empowering parents.”

As this army of unhinged moms led by Moms for Liberty and Utah Parents United continues to incite women everywhere to commit the social crime of pointing their daughters toward motherhood, it’s time to fight back. We must guide our young daughters toward more liberating and purposeful roles such as porn stars, sex workers, backup singers for Ariana Grande, and Target employees.